I came to a very important conclusion today…something that
would be selfish of me not to share.
Arizona = awesome abs
You see, Mr. has a job…which means he has a daily commute…which
means he gets to drive our Prius…which means I’m stuck driving Gary.
Gary in his younger years...Lisbon 2009. Please note my amazing parking job! |
Did I mention that Gary has leather seats? Great for when you have kids and messes to
clean up, but otherwise I don’t see the appeal of this “luxury”.
And in case you’ve been living under a rock and weren’t
aware…Arizona is HOT!
So…when I decide to brave the heat and go out during the day,
I’m driving a giant black SUV with leather seats and questionable air
conditioning.
Instead of getting the glamorous look I like to call “Arizona
Sweaty-Back”…I choose to recline my seat to the full horizontal position and
sit straight up avoiding any contact whatsoever between my back and the leather
seats*.
This is a GREAT abdominal workout! I’m looking forward to my six-pack that I’m
sure is just around the corner…only a few more mid-day drives to go!
*(Yes, I
realize that I can get seat covers…and I actually have some. But apparently Gary has super-heat-absorbent
leather which heats straight through the covers…I swear; I could bake cookies
on these seats!)
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